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turtlehead touching cloth 

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.
i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

touching the cloth 

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
touching the cloth by Papi' August 3, 2005

touchin cloth 

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.
I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!
touchin cloth by mjgtlc May 14, 2006