top shelf

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued

"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."

by dadiddy June 30, 2004

top shelf

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly

Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho

by Shiba June 30, 2004

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

top shelf

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

by pab June 30, 2004

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 02, 2004

top shelf

The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.

Give me your top shelf vodka.

by Travis Sickle June 30, 2004

top shelf

aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop

you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit

i just left a floater!

by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005