A school bus which is often used to transport handicapped students. I used to ride the short bus, but it was just a regular bus which happened to be around half the length of all the rest of the buses; not specially designed for the handicapped.
by 010101010101010001011101 March 8, 2005
The Short Bus is the bus you see people with special needs riding on. Sometimes referred to as ‘The Sunshine Bus’.
by ratboii June 9, 2018
1. A bus which is, relative to what is considered a conventional bus, smaller.
2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.
2. Used disparaginly, a bus of the variety used to transport children that is commonly held to be for people of significantly lesser intelligence or those of the "special education" classification.
You won't understand this fundamental postulate of Quantum Mechanics if you continue riding the short bus.
by Aaron May 31, 2003
by Cory Skates June 11, 2005
Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
by Knee_Ghar69 March 28, 2022
by FEDCBA May 30, 2008
1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"
*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"
*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.
1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."
2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."
3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."
2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."
3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."
by ASK.UVIC January 19, 2011