by ElenaYork December 28, 2022
by 517 November 11, 2008
by W i g g l e s March 24, 2007
1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.
3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.
4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 28, 2004
by 517 November 11, 2008
A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
by mickeyfickey December 31, 2005
The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!
by Hank Gerald March 9, 2005