patrick star

noun: a blowjob.

Originated from the term spongebob.
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.
"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"
by mattie&molly November 29, 2017
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Patrick Star Syndrome

Lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (AIM, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you're living under a rock.

Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.
Girl: "Where's Jamie been? Is he okay?"
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."
by Kesoboy April 25, 2009
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The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.
Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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patrick not-star

Definitely on the list of the most derpy characters on Spongebob Squarepants. He only appears in one episode... Or does he?
patrick not-star be derpy
by Patrick Not-Star July 07, 2014
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Patrick star syndrome

The destructive mix of entitlement and ignorance. Feeling like you deserve everything without knowing anything. Truly corruptible just based on valuing one’s self above all without any true value system. This behavior was exhibited many times during run of the animated classic, Spongebob Squarepants.
Why is she crying?

Her mom stole her boyfriend and took her car to Orlando for the weekend.
Wow, how could she do that?
She suffers from PSS. Patrick Star Syndrome
by Tuffemaverick January 06, 2022
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