patrick star

noun: a blowjob.

Originated from the term spongebob.

I want a patrick star from her!

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.

"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"

by mattie&molly November 29, 2017

Patrick Star Syndrome

Lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (AIM, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you're living under a rock.

Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.

Girl: "Where's Jamie been? Is he okay?"
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."

by Kesoboy April 25, 2009

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

patrick not-star

Definitely on the list of the most derpy characters on Spongebob Squarepants. He only appears in one episode... Or does he?

patrick not-star be derpy

by Patrick Not-Star July 7, 2014

Patrick Starring It

When you wear no shirt but are still wearing pants

When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It

by deeznutz10069 January 24, 2021

Patrick Star

When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.

Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants

Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star

OR

Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment

by Hugecock69420 October 23, 2023