a person who is one sided and is completely wrong
Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on
by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007
mugGet the one sided backwards ass fuckmug.

one fucking guy

Just one person doing something that needs many people to help with.

OFG = one fucking guy
So our Congress sucks. I'm just one fucking guy, do you think I can do anything about it?

So Congress is being bribed left and right by corporations. Our democracy is disappearing, but I'm just one fucking guy. Do you think I can do anything about it?

I'm just OFG, that's not going to go far with the fucked up mess we have in Congress.

Congress passed the Affordable Care Act. It created the new IRS where you have to buy insurance from the companies you hate. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.

The Affordable Care Act is bullshit. Congress says don't raise taxes, just make everything privatized so the people pay more. I'm just one fucking guy and can't stop this insanity without help.
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
mugGet the one fucking guymug.
Pronounced as "Zah-Yahn Seh-Khel".

A hebrew slang term meaning a long-winded orator. Sometimes also refers to one who significantly embelishes their stories with facts that are not necessarily based on reality.
"Did he tell you about his new job, too?"
"Ken, Eize Zayan Sekhel"
(Yes, what a brain fucker)

"Did you hear his story about how he ran the border and dodged all those bullets?"
"Kishkush, who mezayen basekhel"
(Nonsense, he's just fucking brains)
by Lightnng August 27, 2005
mugGet the Zayan Sekhel - One that fucks brainsmug.

one fuck whip

you fuck once, you're whipped
yo where's jack???

he got one fuck whipped last week and now he's engaged!!!
by duck agus December 29, 2011
mugGet the one fuck whipmug.
People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
by Christivn March 27, 2017
mugGet the No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck offmug.

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"
by Road Block June 11, 2006
mugGet the One Fucking Two Secondsmug.