"Oh shit don't look now."
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"
by Dirty Wayne April 21, 2006
Person: "I'm off to the steamboat museum!"
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."
Other Person: "Excuse me?"
Person: "I'm about to become a man...."
by blackpanties April 13, 2011
when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.
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Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.
night at the museum gay wiener junk sleepover dudes exhibit no homo
by bromosexual4life December 30, 2016
1. Popular New York City tourist attraction whose mission is to "preserve and present the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. 2. wank bank
by Museumgoer February 2, 2019
The type of exhaustion you get from walking from place to place, stopping, thinking about what you are seeing, then continuing. This happens often in a museum.
by Prof. Chaos August 7, 2008
by Swing Dick James January 1, 2011
The only reason the pyramids are in Egypt still is because the British museum wasn’t big enough to fit them
by I eat hamsters September 12, 2022