Louie is a massive peen sucker who has a chode. Usually very short. Can sometimes be found crying into his cornflakes after losing in Minecraft.
by Samuel Garrisonn October 15, 2019
A Louie is predominantly a south London Slang word for a sixteenth (half an eighth or Henry) of weed named after Louis XVI.
by ghostface77 March 15, 2011
1) hey, Louis, tell me how to get to your house from mine
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!
2) ok, Mario, head straight down Forest, hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left. bring beers, you cheap cunt!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 7, 2013
Louie: Shortened from "Louisville Slugger", which is his formal name.
1. Your glass bowl;often referred to as an "oil burner".
2. Cousin of Phillip, who is Louie's #1 partner in crime-their bond is CRUCIAL to Louie's livelihood.
3.Pipe
4.the pseudonym one may use ANYWHERE to refer to their glass bowl;if properly used in context, this "name" may be used in front of any authority figure without being decoded!
1. Your glass bowl;often referred to as an "oil burner".
2. Cousin of Phillip, who is Louie's #1 partner in crime-their bond is CRUCIAL to Louie's livelihood.
3.Pipe
4.the pseudonym one may use ANYWHERE to refer to their glass bowl;if properly used in context, this "name" may be used in front of any authority figure without being decoded!
"LOUIE"-proper noun,nickname for a tool used worldwide
1.(in a discreet phone conversation): "Hey, is Louie with you? What about Phillip?"
2.as in,"Phillip my Louie! Thanks!"tee-heee!
3."Where's my Louie? Have you seen it?"
1.(in a discreet phone conversation): "Hey, is Louie with you? What about Phillip?"
2.as in,"Phillip my Louie! Thanks!"tee-heee!
3."Where's my Louie? Have you seen it?"
by orawan480 July 11, 2011
The art of standing round stealing oxygen and staring at the ceiling.
Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his
Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction
This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie
Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his
Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction
This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie
To the apprentice done a louie to day and just stood looking at the sky while telling me how to do my job and forgot how to do his
by Brum420 April 7, 2023
Louie has three personality's that he uses on different people, to some people he’s a smart, kind boy who is athletic loves football and is the purest thing on earth. To others, or his best mates he’s a weird, athletic footie fan who’s intelligent and calls himself handsome. Then to the people he has a crush on, he’s clingy annoying and self centred. He secretly cares abt you and tries to atleast touch your hand, once he’s your boyfriend, you get into fights he leaves u out for other girls and has abt 20 crushes on other people. If your in his class and your a woman, he will probably have a crush on u and when he does get together with u for that 1 week, he develops another crush. Watch out because you either want to never meet a louie or become enemies with a Louie (He’ll probs have a crush on u forever and until you get together, won’t leave you alone)
*random girl*- Hey Louie! I’ve heard-
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies
by Hihihellohihi August 29, 2021