An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
by Butter_Bean August 20, 2013
Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021
A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006
Fat kid with no friends.
by pie rat June 22, 2003
The Muffin Man for mod!
by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004