Swoosh

Means anything and everything, except what you think it is (physcology right here) it can legit mean anything. #swooshsociety
Also it does not mean an uncircumsized penis Brayden

Yo selena, swoosh.

Hell yeah i want a slushie

by Swoosh Society December 01, 2020

Swoosh

When someone doesn't understand or catch a joke, the joke "flies" by their head.

person 1: "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?"
person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "The box said 2-4 years!"
person 2: "What?" (person 2 doesn't understand joke)
person 1: "swoosh"

by What is a goon to a goblin? June 01, 2018

Swoosh

The recognition of any sexual innuendo that may stem from a said word or phrase.

Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"

"I can't believe how hard this is."
"swoosh."

by Rachel Bizz April 15, 2008

swoosh

to make your ex jealous

Mackenzie was right next to her ex boyfriend when a car load of guys drove by shouting "I LOVE YOU MACKENZIE" making her ex extremely jealous. in this senario mackenzie did the "swoosh"

by gabiisareallygooddefiner September 25, 2010

Swoosh

Noun. The bangs of a person with long hair that crosses his/her forehead.

Verb. To jerk one's head in order to fix his/her swoosh.

"Your swoosh (n.)is a little messed up."

"Ok thanks. I'll swoosh (v.) my hair then."

by Bobily butt air April 13, 2014

swooshed

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.

by ComfyChair September 03, 2009

swoosh

Noun. A hairstyle typically worn by people labeled as emo, punk or skater. The swoosh is characterized by having long bangs that are brushed over the face, often obscuring vision.

Chris's swoosh is so long that he has to flick his head every five seconds so he can see.

Cut your hair, it looks like you've got a freaking swoosh!

by Kricket_Like_Whoa May 16, 2007