Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.
by OnlyElite May 28, 2017
by WHINDMAN May 3, 2011
When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.
by skitzoso April 15, 2011
To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.
"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."
by Chief Vegas August 16, 2008
Last night Wes was sex texting me, I was almost there, when he suddenly stopped and instead of getting me off he wrote " and he began Strokin a check for his electric bill". Ugh
by Detective 42F January 1, 2015
Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week
by bong4 May 1, 2012