Straight 

2 dudes chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz their not gay

Im Straight

Straight by TylertheCreatorFan418007 April 7, 2020

straightie 

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

straightie by David Noodel February 9, 2010

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

straight tiktok 

When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.

"I hate starting a new tiktok account because the only thing i see is straight tiktok."

straight tiktok by main_character May 15, 2020

straight ballin

Livin day to day. Down today, up tomorrow. Spending ridiculous today, not worried about tomorrow. Whatever you ridin, you riding it hard. Wippin it hard. Going all out in a budget. Balling on a budget. Finding ways, using all resources to get money. Striving for a million stayin motivated. That's Str8 Ballin

I just got paid today, and I'm straight ballin

straight ballin by Still gettin money December 3, 2015

Straight Girl Syndrome 

When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.

When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome

Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss

Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police

Straight Girl Syndrome by violetgirl7 April 28, 2020

Too Straight 

The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.

Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight

Too Straight by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021