Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.
Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...
by sso33 December 20, 2008
an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
by Unethical Lawz October 19, 2014
A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019
The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.
by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009
When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.
In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
by Christoph Sasylor February 27, 2008
nown - An especially large pungent and fowl smelling pile of fecies that cause a warm, or hot sensation in the rectum and upon exiting the anus. This sensation is usually caused by the remnants of a spicy meal.
"You probably should wait about a half hour before going in there. I just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet that could peel the paint right off the walls."
by Justin Butler November 17, 2003
When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.
"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012