1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Study Hall stand offmug. When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.
Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off
Mike: daaannng!
by slikfishy March 05, 2009
Get the Mexican Stand-offmug. When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.
Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.
Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
by Ultimatefgt November 04, 2013
Get the high noon stand-offmug. It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!
by WTF119 March 17, 2019
Get the Mexican Stand-offmug. Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
Get the Blow jack stand offmug. An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.
by Danimal170 September 26, 2012
Get the mexican stand offmug. by ROGUE CUTTER ONE June 20, 2018
Get the korean stand-offmug.