squint eastwood 

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look

A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

squint eastwood by squint eastwood August 25, 2008

squint scale 

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.

"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)

squint scale by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015

squint eastwood 

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

squint eastwood by squint eastwood October 10, 2008

Squint your ears 

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

Squint your ears by icwish August 7, 2012

Squint-a-chink 

An almost cute chinky bitch with a tight pussy, no personality, and a temper for the ages.

“Goddamn dawg, I drudge-fucked a hottie last nite - I say drudge-fucked cuz she was a squint-a-chink!”
“Dayum - high five, niggbo!”

Squint-a-chink by SackmaBooolz October 16, 2019

Squint Nigger 

An Asian of any far-Eastern ilk. One who has squinty eyes.

'The squint-niggers were milling around after they dropped the big one on hiroshima.'

Squint Nigger by saline_solution August 10, 2003

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

squint-print by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017