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SP

Short for "Starting Price". Originally a gambling term for the odds that would pay-out on horse races. In modern usage it is a generic term used when one wishes to receive a clear and concise response. Similar to an "executive summary". Used in the UK in the same way as "bottom line" in the USA.
Reg: What's the SP on that Richard of yours?
Johnny; Judy? Fine no problem.
by ALT-F4 November 28, 2012
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SPS

Slack Pussy Syndrome - when a pussy is like elephant ears
Guy 1:"My right foot got stuck in her pussy"
Guy 2:"That Bitch got a serious case of SPS"
by The Philosophe September 9, 2012
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SPS

ew, mia has SPS!
by Mohummads XBOX ONE July 15, 2020
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sp

(Sexual) service provider; courtesan; prostitute
The Canadian Escort Review Board has a SP-only section to warn each other of bad johns.
by Crassius April 11, 2009
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(sp?)

Most often used by stupid people who aren't sure about their spelling but can't think to look it up on the internet.
I stuk (sp?) an appl (sp?) intu (sp?) my uglie (sp?) coont (sp?) !!!!!!!111111oneone1111!!!11!!!!!one
by Mooselord June 28, 2004
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SP

An abbreviation of a Romanian word ''sugi pula'' (read as sooj poola) which means ''suck my dick''
Person 1: Hey nice T-shirt!
Person 2: Thank you, actually it's a second-hand T-shirt.
Person 1: I know, you're too poor for more than that.
Person 2: SP !
by Lawrd September 3, 2013
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SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
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