SPS 

Small Penis Syndrome. I actually thought of this myself at 2 a.m. in the morning and I am very proud. Perhaps others have thouht it up before but I will be taking all credit.

Patrick got rejected by this girl and now claims he has a broken heart

Hm. Must have SPS.

SPS by SPSmaster January 13, 2019

SPS 

This is the best secondary school in the east of Singapore. If you would like to send your sons to a school where you dont gain academically, then you’ve found the right place!
Don’t mistaken us for Raffles independent (RI) although our uniforms look very similar, we are far more superior.
A place where you learn how to strike fear into the people around.
This school is very well known for their problematic students and the football team. NOTHING ELSE.

LIMBEI from SPS hor!

SPS by Lemmydog August 23, 2021

SPS 

Small penis syndrome. When you compensate for your small penis by becoming a complete dick yourself.

"Don't mind Donald. He suffers from SPS !".

SPS by whynoname September 5, 2018

SPS 

An acronym to describe what is known as small penis syndrome. Usually attained from some sort of uber owning administered via other male while in prescene of girlfriend.

While with his girlfriend, Jeff in his little gay honda ricer was immediately owned by another man in a bmw. Immediately after being owned in front of his woman, Jeff had a severe case of SPS.

SPS by Leinhart October 26, 2009

SPS 

SPS - Small Penis Syndrome. Suffers of SPS are prone to irrational outburst. The cause of these outbursts are random and ever changing, but the most widely reported cause is due to utter lack of perfection in the popular MMO World of Warcraft.

Why is Redcrown such a dick?

He must have SPS!!!!

SPS by Redfanman October 17, 2009

SPS 

Small Penis Syndrome. The case in which a person has a 'complex' or strong emotions due to the small size of their penis.

Girl: Justin is such an ass to that girl.

Guy: He has SPS.

SPS by sports2479 March 18, 2011

SPS 

Abbreviation of Santorum-Palin-Smegma. Sticky gross stuff that is smellier than santorum or smegma, but oddly attractive as Sarah Palin was to Republicans during the presidential campaign of 2008.

"I just scraped the SPS off my mouse, can I borrow some bleach?"

SPS by CookieDuster September 3, 2009