spackle 

when you have a shit and dont wipe. then you get straight in the shower and use the shower head to clean your ass.

guy 1: dude, im gonna have to spackle cause we aint got no toilet paper!

guy 2: spackle that shit!!!

spackle by blink138 December 28, 2009

Spackle 

When someone is so "special" you have to invent a new word for them

Man I just had a customer on the line, he was really SPACKLE!!

Spackle by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009

Spackle 

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses

Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.

Spackle by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012

spackle 

Communication (words, conversation, prose, etc.) that have little to do with the question or objective at hand. Speaking for it's sake with disregard to true meaning or value.

spackle by Rick October 3, 2003

Spackle 

Its what your semen does to things after shooting an extremely large load.

I came so hard that i even got spackle in my own eye.

Spackle by Boss ninja13 December 14, 2019

Spackle 

Just a fun word man. Has a positive feeling to it ✨spackle✨ Like- can we just use this more generally as humans? Thank you :)

“Hey you okay?”
“I feel great! Someone just said I reminded them of the word spackle :)”

Spackle by G cubed April 19, 2021

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

Spackle Jack by maMFz11 January 15, 2019