Arizona Spaceman

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

by Taylor Christian Rowan November 22, 2015

Spaceman Toe

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.

Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!

by pharmman March 18, 2009

Dirty Spaceman

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

by Docula October 27, 2011

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

URBAN SPACEMAN

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

by eR0R February 25, 2008

urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv September 20, 2007

rusty spaceman

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.

Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"

by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008