Jazmin : ‘ I thought I was transferring out of nunes class but noo they had to prank me ‘
Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘
Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘
Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’
Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .
Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem
Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem ‘
Asiah : ‘when I gain more weight and do my nails it’s over for you guys ‘
Me : ‘sounds like a personal problem’
Angelina : I want to fight you so bad
Me : sounds LIKE A YOU PROBLEM .
Devonte : my girlfriend jus cheated on me
Me : sounds like a personal problem
by Ilovepen15 September 28, 2018
variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
by Doc Roberts June 15, 2010
An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
"Sounds like my first time."
"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"
"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"
"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."
by Pandos February 12, 2013
"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.
by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014
A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.
It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.
Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.
Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!
Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!
Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!
Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!
Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
by Atl Livin' May 25, 2010
"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."
by Jeff Deglow August 2, 2011
the act of over exaggerating and distorting information
by bambam & pebbles March 18, 2011