Nicotine Shits 

Before or After consuming nicotine, you have to dispose poop.

Tyler: Dude, this dip is giving me the Nicotine Shits!
Dave: i know same here.

Nicotine Shits by assualt911 March 18, 2009

tough shitsky

Too damn bad!

The "Prez" has just been permanently banned from Twitter. Aww! Tough shitsky! He'll get over it.

tough shitsky by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

shitshow 

When everything turns out Extremely Horrible!

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!

shitshow by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

Paul Walker Shits by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

meat shits 

The phenomenon of getting high-volume diarrhea from eating copious amounts of meat (buffet-style, typically.)

After thee hours at the churrascaria (Brazilian all-you-can-eat carnivore house of delights), I got a serious case of the meat shits.

meat shits by Count de Monet February 9, 2012

Massive Two Shits 

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

Massive Two Shits by ThePPH February 10, 2015