smurf

An Ultramarines army in warhammer

man those smurfs always have land raiders!

by The_Dark_Side May 08, 2005

smurf

A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation

*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...

by Cutthroat-LS May 13, 2005

smurf

A word meaning awesome, great, kool or any describing words like that.
Also a TV show staring 100 little blue people.
A kids show.

Smurf 1: "Man Did you see Janet last niight"
Smurf 2: "Oh yeah she was freaken smurf man"
Smurf 1: "I know hey she was so smurf"

Made up Episode:Smurf 1: "Man i found smurfet in bed with papa smurf last night"
Smurf 2: "ohhhhhh man to bad for you hey"
Smurf 1: "Yeah but i found a new lady called baby smurf who is so smurf"

by Cohenjd January 16, 2008

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009

smurf

another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.

Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."

by BelleAuBoisDormant March 31, 2011

smurf

A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.

The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.

by Mongol Cabelin August 12, 2007

smurf

a tribes player who plays under multiple names. comes from the blue text created when you use an "alias"

omg d00d stop smurfing, that's so lame

by Anonymous February 07, 2003