1 definition by kaptainkrollio

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
by kaptainkrollio July 10, 2009
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