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smoke after you smoke 

Dunc got high and exclaimed, "You should always smoke after you smoke", then lit up another cig.
smoke after you smoke by XarwX October 30, 2007

you smoke, you croak 

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

Why you smoke so good? 

A question that has multiple meanings, depending on the situation in which it is used. It can be used on people who have never heard it to get a strange reaction. Some possible synonyms would be:
1. How do you smoke so much in one day?
2. How come you're so cool when you smoke?
3. How do you manage to be high on drugs like that?

Just use it whenever you have nothing to say. Find yourself in an awkward moment? Lighten it up! YU smoke so good? :D
Person 1: Man, why you smoke so good?
Person 2: Cuz i keep that bag!

Fuck you smoke 

After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.
You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.
Fuck you smoke by Grillspeed January 17, 2021

who you smoke 

who you smoke by Khpaige April 10, 2021

You want smoke? 

You want smoke, is a question asked by someone who is trying to fight person.
Yo! We haven’t seen you in a minute! You want smoke? Cause I know you been tryna fight me since the third grade