smitty

by lucasxsoccer101 April 23, 2009

Smitty

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"

Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"

Bob: "You're such a smitty!"

by ub3rpwn3d January 22, 2009

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 7, 2011

dirty slut
often associated with std's and sti's
a whore not worth being paid

that smitty topped off bob, rik & jerry on the same nyte

by GiGi Mink September 18, 2010

v. To be sarcastic or smart with someone, to degrade their intellect with an unpleasant attitude.

Bob: Aren't you the brightest bulb in the box?
Sue: Don't you be smitty with me bitch!

A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.

Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.

by tototototoad April 28, 2010