Jae Skizzies (noun) /ʒeɪ skɪziz/

A term referring to a limited edition line of high-top gaming shoes designed for style, comfort, and a distinctive advantage in personal space navigation. Primarily catering to avid gamers, the shoes are infused with an aesthetic flair that complements both indoor gaming and outdoor social environments. They're not engineered to enhance athletic performance like running or jumping, but rather to facilitate a swift pivot away from unpleasant social interactions or public discomforts. With their unique design, Jae Skizzies offer the wearer an optimal pivot point for evading undesirable encounters, such as dealing with negative people, avoiding individuals with poor hygiene, or dodging unsolicited comments. The shoes thereby contribute to an overall sense of well-being, empowering users to navigate their day with a fusion of style and practicality, ultimately allowing them to return home and enjoy their gaming endeavors in peace.
"With his Jae Skizzies laced up, he confidently maneuvered through the crowd, avoiding the negativity with ease."
by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023
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The condition of which a person is extremely hyper and intoxicated at the same time, usually caused from various alcoholic energy drinks.
"You drinking both those JOOSE's tonight? you bout to get skizzie!"
by BootyTango May 24, 2009
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when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!
by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
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a tattoo artist who trades drugs for poorly done tattoos.
yo skizzy starr Ill give u an 1/8th for a skull on my arm!
by burninator87987 September 4, 2010
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A more extreme version of a skizzy but more vile version of a bogan. A skizzy munter is similar to a bogan but upon closer inspection has some more repulsive/feral/skizzy characteristcs.
"check out that skizzy munter, he got a mullet and no teeth"
by jd April 20, 2005
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Cool, Awesome, Cool as Hec, Tubular, Narely, Coo Yo, Coolio, and thats righteous dude!
Wow that car is Skizzy Ma Doo
by CharityLeeM May 2, 2005
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