shwank

1. The flesh colored organ that hangs from the groin region of a man

2.A derogative or insult

1. I have a big shwank.

2. You are an uber shwank.

by Kendall Stacey May 17, 2006

shwank

weed that had the potential to ba really good and dank but was for some reason ruined ( sprayed,premature,moldy)

by dick1 September 22, 2003

shwank

To steal, on the sly

He shwanked my last beer.

by Christy February 6, 2004

shwank

To screw up miserably. Derived from "shank," which is a less dramatic screw up.

I left my cellphone at that ugly girl's house- such a shwank

by Shwanker April 26, 2003

shwank

1)the act of doing something profound to someone

2)similar to cool

3)similiar to not so cool

4) a term made up by some looser in saskatoon, saskatchewan

1) OMFG! HE JUST SHWANKED YOU!

2) that was shwank

3)that was shwank

4) that was shwank

by carly February 12, 2004

shwank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!
When you think somthing is crap, This is the perfect word to say about it.

"What did you think of that new club mate? "

To be honest mate it was ShWank !!

by Boss 69 May 24, 2005

shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004