Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Show Stopper

A vertical panel between urinals designed to mute another person’s restroom enjoyment. Blocks eye contact, side-glances, competitive energy, and public views of your weeping peepee. Installed to protect your flow, boundaries, and the fragile social fabric of shared plumbing.

Couldn’t go until I saw the show stopper. Without it, I feel like a mushroom in a cornfield—alone, exposed, and very, very small.

by breeg June 9, 2025