shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.

After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.

shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

shithook 

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

shithook by Shithook March 16, 2005

Shithook 

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

Shithook by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

shithook 

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

shithook by trafamladorian October 31, 2017

shithooks 

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

shithooks by 000 October 20, 2003

Shithook 

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

Shithook by Corporal Grumpy May 19, 2006

shithooked 

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

shithooked by BigMosh September 30, 2007