screwed

1. Very drunk. (see also fadedpissedrootedcomatoseparaleticspastic)

Person 1:Hey, how was your weekend?
Person 2:Brilliant! I got screwed friday night.

by louis October 18, 2001

Screw that

Said after someone tells or asks you to do something that you're too lazy or you just don't want to do. Can be used the same as "fuck that" or "I don't want to" .

Jim: Dude pass me a coke?
Bill: Screw that!

by Steven. L May 28, 2007

screw this

An act of not giving a fuck over a certain thing or subject.

Teacher: You have 5 things to do for homework, class.

Tom: Man, Screw this!

by ReanSchwarzer October 20, 2014

screw it

1.)Fuck it
2.)Dont do somthing
3.)A fun word to say

1.) Man screw it, im not doing homework.
2.)Sleep??!!,Screw it.
3.)Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!! (hehe)

by ?? February 1, 2003

Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.

Steven Hawking is totally screwed on man.

by Simon Batt January 12, 2005

screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 20, 2005

Screwing

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby May 4, 2018