by Dasbloed October 6, 2021
This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009
Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009
When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
by See_dub_ya October 14, 2019
To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
by Channel9chook November 30, 2016
When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
by THEREV44 February 4, 2010
by Papa Randü May 19, 2021