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Roster-bate 

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.
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Rusev day 

Rusev day is a day celebrated everyday. Rusev day is named after wwe Bulgarian wrestler Rusev.
Tevin: You know what day it is today?
Me: ITS RUSEV DAY!!!
Rusev day by Runningchips May 5, 2018

Rusted Cum-Bucket

A person, mainly females, who sucks a lot of dick and gets cumm all over their face. This happens happens to them them a lot making them "rusted", therefore bringing the name rusted cum-bucket.
David: "Damn I heard that girl over there has been jizzed on hella times."
Ludin: "I know shes a real rusted cum-bucket!"
Rusted Cum-Bucket by Ortizey June 3, 2009
GOD WHAT A RUSHEMO
RUSHEMO by lkajflkaj October 12, 2008

rasterbate 

creating a picture larger than a piece of paper by printing out the picture in sections sized to a page, then connecting those pages in the proper order.
He couldn't buy the poster, so he rasterbated it.
rasterbate by phanna August 1, 2005
The worlds most ugly looking person which is not good at anything
rusheil by Rishawn16 February 25, 2019