sparks the rescue 

an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue

J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....

sparks the rescue by J_Bob February 14, 2007

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

rescue the snakes by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

Ricky Rescue 

A Ricky Rescue is similar to a "Wacker." It is a person who works in EMS (EMT, Firefighter, Paramedic) and gets waaaaay too excited for every single little call. On weak ass calls such as bullshit anxiety they are in there with oxygen and trauma sheers in hand. These people usually have the stickers on their truck, carry scanners and listen to them on and off duty, always wear those annoying shirts, and cannot run an assesment to save their life.

Season Vet: Dude have you ever ran with (Insert Name) that guy is such a fucking Ricky Rescue. He has his boots shined to a tee, wears his sheers on his pants, and wants to run calls all day. (Insert Name) should be shot in the stomach, god i wish that guy would die in a car fire.

Ricky Rescue by MoSlicka August 6, 2007

rescue shuttle 

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.

1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.

rescue shuttle by olsongt May 9, 2009

Helicopter Rescue 

When you take a huge shit that doesn't break before it touches the water in the bowl leaving your ass attached to the water by a "rescue-line" of shit.

"Oh man I totally pulled off a Helicopter Rescue this morning after demolishing those 8 burgers last night"

Helicopter Rescue by cirus00 August 29, 2011

Rescue Toaster 

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

Rescue Toaster by Steve March 3, 2005

Recuerdo 

In portuguese when someone has to take a really big shit (preferebly at german bathrooms).

"Hey Lenny siga mandar um recuerdo aos alemães."
"Mano, tenho que mandar ganda recuerdo."

Recuerdo by Lenny__ August 7, 2023