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Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
quiff by fran429 June 30, 2006
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" I got me a case of the quiffles"
Quiffle by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle Cookie 

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.
Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
Quiffle Cookie by Sironius April 2, 2016
When a queef comes out in a melodic tune

verb- to quiffle
Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor
quiffle by Meryl streets July 2, 2016

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".
Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?
Quiff flies by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022

quiffing 

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow
the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour
quiffing by obvsval February 21, 2023