by Fooliotic May 28, 2008
used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.
to pronk
the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
to pronk
the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself
first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
topic title "how long for labour"
a pronk reply without reading the topic
"PRONK
bloody fascists! vote green!"
by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009
Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.
(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
by JusticeBeaver December 11, 2017
1. (Usually for an animal) Jump in the air with legs stiffened as an act of display or when you are about to die
Joe: Hello 911 I need help
Officer: Ok what is your name?
Joe: Joe
Officer: Joe who?
Joe: Joe m-
Officer: *pronks*
Officer: Ok what is your name?
Joe: Joe
Officer: Joe who?
Joe: Joe m-
Officer: *pronks*
by PersonInYourCloset April 20, 2021
To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.
by Pronky McPronkerson September 1, 2011
An uncontrollable series of pogo like movements in which your arms and legs remain remarkably strait yet spring like. Otherwise known as "beating the bush". It can be the direct result of an extreme night of whippling.
Andi: I made It to Vegas but got whippled out and pronk spasmed all over the bathroom.
Matt: Ewwwwwww...
Matt: Ewwwwwww...
by Mdeezie Foreezie May 14, 2016