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Spinal Tap are the greatest band in the world. POWNED
Goatees are lame. POWNED

Guy 1: Look at this review in the newspaper. I figure we should go see this play.

Guy 2: Yes, it's interesting and cutting edge. It explores Generation-Y themes of isolation and yearning in the backdrop of the postindustrial society.
Guy 3: I'm in too. I love culture.
POWNER: Culture belongs in petri dishes. POWNED
POWNED by Isacki October 12, 2009
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When Poland was invaded by Germany WWII, Poland was owned or "powned" by Germany.
omg, Sarah totally powned Kyle in their debate this afternoon.
powned by FabulousFeminist July 6, 2010
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("PEE-ownd") Sometimes p-owned.

Contraction of power owned. The worst kind of ownage. Total humiliation.
lol powned lmaonaise
powned by Commander McCool May 4, 2005
powned is like being owned or being cussed but on a high level
kid 1: your a twat
powner: least my mum aint no tecso legs
kid 1: whats that

powner: open 24/7
kid2: POWNED!
powned by ass wipe =] July 5, 2009
a combination of poon and own = pwned
We just pwned some noobs
powned by joshtbuff September 20, 2004
A Pownage, can often be celebrated with a 'Fist Bump' between multiple powners.

*Please see definition of Pownage.
1: Your memes are shit.
2: Just like you at a party...POWNED!
Powned by MAIN-G-SPOT March 29, 2017
You are joe you must be a powned
Powned by Powner joe October 19, 2019