by Arrty March 9, 2015
"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."
by BobSwaggins420 March 16, 2015
An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.
by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015
It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.
by Xev Savage March 11, 2015
by KitKat69 April 1, 2015
When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.
by Huppalyssa March 9, 2015
when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.
If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.
by max keller April 10, 2015