2 definitions by Huppalyssa

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.
"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."
by Huppalyssa February 29, 2016
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When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.
"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"
by Huppalyssa March 9, 2015
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