PopTart

Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is

PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!

PopTart by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014

poptart

used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.

Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?

poptart by t-la August 25, 2008

Poptart

The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.

That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.

Poptart by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014

Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia

*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.

Poptart by PT4L February 16, 2019

Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.

"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.

Poptart by URwatUeat August 25, 2019

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

poptart by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

poptart by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009