popsicle

A girl is a popsicle if she stops her slutty friend from having oral sex. Also know as cock block

A: I really want to hook up with Brooke, but her best friend is such a popsicle
B: Yea, with her around youll hever get any head

by nat March 03, 2004

popsicle

Some guy said that a popsicle is when a guy put his penis in to a ass full of shit and take it out...

girl-put it up my ass now
boy-yeah oh yeah I feel great..

girl- now take it out..take it out out ahh..
boy- ahhh shit...oh no what have i done....let me smell it..ahhh hummm ewww a popsicle

by yyeehhaann March 16, 2007

popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.

"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"

by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006

popsicle

What Mandy likes when talking on the phone.

"I can't get on the phone yet."
"Why not?"
"I need a popsicle!"

by Ryan_Ares May 17, 2006

popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo

i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle

by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009

popsicled

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.

Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.

Secunda: Popsicled!

by Four-Wheeled Castratus April 12, 2011

Popsicle

When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.

"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."

by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017