You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.
Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
by AWTH August 1, 2017
If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.
by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005
A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
by What are you? May 11, 2006
a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
by sweet serenity November 12, 2007
one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.
yeah, bitch.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.
yeah, bitch.
Pirate Kelsey: i hate you! you cant be a pirate anymore!!Pirate Laura: i hate you too!, FINE!
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*
-- some time later --
Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!
*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*
-- some time later --
Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!
*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
by Pirate Lauraa August 18, 2006
an online "war" typically on facebook. an application which you pick a side, and recruit as needed. most likely used by faggs.
Joe- "hey bob!"
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
by K.T. Danske November 14, 2007
An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.
The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!
by Guy Is Awesome November 10, 2007