Pilot 

An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.

"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"

Pilot by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Pilot 

The equivalent of a bus driver in the sky, who earns a much higher salary because of the apparently higher risk of their passengers not reaching their destination safely.

Just as a stewardess is an overpaid waitress, a pilot is an overpaid coach driver.

Pilot by MathPlus January 17, 2019

Pilot 

This word arises from the infamous meme of a pakistani child saying he wants to be a pilot. So what is a pilot?
A pilot is a person who knows the truth, who understands the truth, whose able to handle world affairs by knowing the truth. Once he knows, he is now in the driving seat; he's a pilot.

The characteristics of a pilot is someone who never gets emotionally aroused and if he does, he quickly recognises it and is able to control himself, by knowing what the truth is. They also don't lie, they have integrity and most importantly eventhough they know the truth, they treat everyone with respect until that person is not worthy of it.

Becoming a pilot should be every man's purpose, first they must find the truth or secret and then develop the aforementined traits. The fact is it's very difficult to become a pilot without knowing the truth.

Pilot can be defined by: When I look into his eyes, I see very clearly he can see through all the bullshit, yet is able to assert himself in a manner that is respectful, virtuous and dominant. He doesn't get emotionally charged, he has a very stable core/centre. He thinks with intellect rather than emotion. The gateway to the start of a beautiful journey.

Pilot by TruthSealed September 23, 2020

pilot 

hey darth bobo... shut the fuck up

darth bobo is an idiot

pilot by Mr Covasi October 20, 2004

pilot 

A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

pilot by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003

pilot 

a person who drives a plane.

joe is a pilot

pilot by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

pilot 

derogatory term for people of african dissent. this term can be swapped with the term nigger. this will allow you to technically insult them withought them knowing you are, thus amusing you and not angering them to the point of rape or murder.

man 1: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
man 2: idk a nigger?
man 1: no a pilot, what are you racist?

pilot by chris ostman June 24, 2008