Pilking

The act of taking a self shot picture... of yourself... in an environment with a face of displeasure/Sadness.

the name "Pilking" comes from the name "Karl Pilkington" made famous by the show "An Idiot Abroad"

a show in which he commonly shows displeasure in his adventures around the globe.

You: "Here's a picture of me Pilking in front of the Statue of Liberty"

by Benarmy August 27, 2012

Pilk

pussy milk. a delightful beverage that comes from the female genitalia

Jesus all up in this pilk every night

by bigdaddynat1234567 May 2, 2021

PILK

acronym for People I'd Like to Kill

all these assholes are going on my PILK list

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

pilking

To throw up or vomit after taking medicine.

After the surgery, mom was pilking all over the room.

by Play Doh C May 14, 2017

Pilk

a man/boy from ages 13 to 100 who is a fat ass guy who is a man whore.that fucks anything that has a pussy.

The pilk is at the park playing with James' anaconda.

by ivvet&janet January 14, 2008

Pilk

The act of punching something and extracting the liquid that comes out.

"I'm going to pilk the shit out of you."
"I love pilked grape juice, you can taste the anger."

by The pilk goblin September 4, 2021

Pilked

To get a face full of cum in the back of a comic book store.

Dude I totally PILKED this bitch dressed like Harley Quinn!

by Robpilk August 6, 2016