pig roast

Find a porker in the club to take home then stuff an apple in her mouth and proceed to fuck her from behind while spinning her on your cock like you are roasting her.

Yo dawg I took this porker home from the club stuffed an apple in her mouth and pig roasted dat biatch.

by Grime Time April 25, 2008

pig roast

A sexual encounter in which a woman over 200 pounds is picked up in the air and penetrated from both ends, and slowly rotated like a rotating roast.

Went to a club and asked a girl "do you like pig roast." She was like "yeah." I said "Do you want to have one?" She was ok with it, and we went back to my house and i called a friend. I put it in the back and he put it in the front. And we slowly rotated. And she went crazy.

by EazyN87 March 26, 2008

Schoharie Pig Roast

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.

I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

by Someone’s Mom February 27, 2021

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010

Mississippi Pig Roast

When a girl is getting fucked doggy style by her cousin and she is giving her brother a blow job. And the guys are thumb wrestling on her back.

A good family union in Mississippi always ends with a good Mississippi Pig Roast

by Joey782 March 27, 2021

dutch pig roast

When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.

Ellen gave me a dutch oven, so I took a deuce in a blanket and gave her a dutch pig roast.

by salpalellenmelon November 29, 2011