It is not “One of my friends.” to me. It is “One of my faggots.”

(I’m gay so stfu abt me using it ik one of yall r gonna bitch somewhere💀)
“Aw I luv her sm shes my oomfy”

“She’s not real how r u friends”

Nonono… she’s my oomf! One of my faggots.”
by 4bs1nthe November 18, 2022
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“One of my friends” or, more recently from Twitter,” both “online-only mutual friend/follower” and “one of my (mutual) followers.”
Oomf keeps being annoying today, might need to mute them for awhile
by _Tic-Tac_96 August 6, 2022
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Commonly used on Twitter, Oomf typically stands for “One of my friends”, “One of my followers” or “One of my online friends
Someone on Twitter: Do you have proof?
Someone else on Twitter: oomf said
by PiedPupper May 8, 2021
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The sound Mario makes when he gets hurt.
by duncanacnud October 7, 2018
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The person you’re interested it in. Someone that you’re talking to on the low. Your crush. Someone you engage in sexual interactions with.
My oomf and I are going to the movies this weekend CANT WAIT!!!
by donttrustpeople November 18, 2022
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fat guy: “who da fuq touched my hot cheetos
skinny guy: “ i did brother”
fat guy: “ oomf u gon die”
by defult dan December 17, 2018
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