NBA is an acronym for the National Basketball Association. It was fun and exciting to watch at one time, but is so unbelievably boring nowadays. There are about 5 good teams loaded with talent every year due to free agent signings (big markets, LA, Miami, NY, Boston, Chicago, etc) and the other 25 are mediocre to terrible because they can not compete with these big market teams. The league is so predictable in that since 1984, there have only been 8 different teams (BOS, LAL, DET, CHI, HOU, SA, MIA, DAL) to win the NBA title. Nearly every star (LeBron, Kobe, Wade, Howard, Stoudemire, etc) is so narcissistic that they will all buddy up in the offseason and play together in order to win. You would never see MJ, Magic, or Bird all team up, they had too much pride and competitiveness to do so. In addition, the officiating is putrid, as it is not uncommon to see one superstar player shoot more free throws than the entire other team, not to mention that is has been proven that some games in the past have been rigged by officials. I have been a basketball fan since birth and remember watching the Finals when I was 6, so I am not a basketball hater whatsoever. It is obvious, however, that college basketball is more team-oriented, is more exciting, and puts out a significantly better product than the NBA.
ESPN Reporter: NBA news today, the Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls, Boston Celtics, and Orlando Magic have announced that they will merge to form a mega-team with the Miami Heat.
Guy 1: Oh my God, I love the NBA, it's so fun watching these guys beat up on crappy teams like the T'Wolves and Wizards.
Me: Bullshit, I'm watching hockey from now on.
Guy 1: Oh my God, I love the NBA, it's so fun watching these guys beat up on crappy teams like the T'Wolves and Wizards.
Me: Bullshit, I'm watching hockey from now on.
by SpartyFan1213 August 27, 2011
by Mr.sofcok July 2, 2018
(n.) Niggers Bouncing Around
The majority of people playing pro ball are black. Therefore, it is appropriate to call them "niggers" "bouncing" a ball "around".
The majority of people playing pro ball are black. Therefore, it is appropriate to call them "niggers" "bouncing" a ball "around".
by chosan January 1, 2010
National Basketball Association. The major league of professional basketball in North America. 80% African-American. The NBA has been losing popularity ever since Michael Jordan's second retirement. Reasons for this include lack of parity, a retired player (Jordan) still being the face of the league, and stupid fans who think defense is boring to watch.
The NBA needs to replace Michael Jordan with an active player as their frontman, pronto. Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James, and Yao Ming combined do not have the drawing power of Jordan.
by Student-Athlete September 27, 2004
No Blacks Allowed.
Some prostitutes (providers) choose not to meet with black men. A subtle way of stating this policy when advertising their services on craigslist or other sites is to state they have an "NBA policy".
Some prostitutes (providers) choose not to meet with black men. A subtle way of stating this policy when advertising their services on craigslist or other sites is to state they have an "NBA policy".
by LynnAshby July 9, 2009
National Basketball Association, one of the most entertaining sports league, and one of the most popular. It's not run by the fuckin Mafia and if you think that than go fuck yourself, cuz you don't know what the fuck your talking about. Even though it has had some problems this year, it is still a very respectable league and fans love it. The NBA also has DUNKS, which no person in the world doesn't like. It is the most fun sport to watch and even though it has mostly black people, who gives a shit? Really, who actually cares what the player's skin color is when they are crossing up someone and dunking on them, come on. Again, it is not run by the fuckin mafia, and if you can prove it, ok, but if you can't, SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop writing gay shit.
by Dawg Pound January 7, 2005