dick monkey

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.
Why?
Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

by Sunshine Meadow October 26, 2007

Dick monkey

Like dicks in his or her face and is like a monkey

Like a monkey of dicks is a dick monkey

by Dicks:) January 27, 2012

Dick monkey

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.

no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.

by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 3, 2011

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 12, 2017