Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.

I love you Monkey Butt!!

by I love erin :) March 02, 2009

Monkey Butt

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.

Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!

by [e-mail] August 03, 2010

Monkey Butt

A term used to describe a man or woman who can grow hair fully, and to a substantial length on the buttocks.

Before the hair transplant, Roy was a Monkey Butt.

by DrooDroo April 06, 2011

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

by Jennie August 01, 2004

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

by mista_g October 28, 2005

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010