A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.
by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009
X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.
X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana
Y: lo è.
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.
X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana
Y: lo è.
by Il vero sas July 2, 2021
Pecker slapping your dog in the face while texting your mom in emojis as a form of secretive talk only because you're too much of a pussy to tell her you're gay and love gay sex with men 60 years or older.
by busbarn February 25, 2016
by Terd Fergeson March 21, 2007
"Pulse Malta" is a student political organization that is based in Junior College, MCAST and University of Malta. This organization is full of spasticated people that have nothing else to do with their life. The organization considers people as votes and stops talking to their voters once the election is over. Once they are elected they also do nothing to change things within the school. Pulse and other student organizations are hated by most students but there are some spasticated nonces that enjoy their work.
Nathan. "Where do you go to school?"
Kieran. "I go to Junior College and I am with Pulse Malta"
Nathan. "Get away from me you spasticated nonce"
Kieran. "I go to Junior College and I am with Pulse Malta"
Nathan. "Get away from me you spasticated nonce"
by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020
Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.
by williamez September 10, 2010
University of Malta is the top educational institution in malta. MCAST (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 O-levels) is nothing compared to the University of Malta, where 2 A-levels and 3 Intermediates are required. In UOM, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.
UOM student: "Hi, you came for an interview, right?"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"
by UOMguy January 20, 2010