a whack mc is usually any rapper on Mtv... these people rap to make money and talk about nothing exept thier money and hot ass girls in the videos, thease people are NOT to be confused with hip-hop artists. real hip-hop M.C.'s rap about life, and all aspects of it.
lil'jon is a whack m.c. what a dumb ass? why did you people make him a millionare?
by matt the new felon October 29, 2004
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The pop raprapper 50 cent.
50 cent sucks at rapping so he mumbles so that no one can understand him because he will say the dumbshit to make him sound gangsta. Which is why his nickname is MC Mumble.
by Freakazoid May 25, 2005
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a ritual in which a couple will fight, break up, cry, and get back together (usually for the sex), to repeat the ritual on a 2-3 month basis.
Mary and Corwin are the sketchy couple in the class that is very affectionate with each other. at a party, Corwin will go off with his friends and Mary will get angry at him. as revenge she will text her best friend Alexandra and refuse to talk to Corwin all night. either that night or the morning after they will break up, for 24 hours, and get back together for the sex. the actual ritual part of it is the fact that this has happened before and it will probably happen a few more times in the future. the follwing ritual was an M.C. Ritual
by Darwin Mariner Ford March 4, 2008
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A white rapper, normally spurred on by large amounts of alcohol..often Jagermeister...who raps include such unforgetable hits as ...Put on Swayze!!!, I'll eat shit for breakfast bitch!!, and of course.. Curtis is a nigger....He is the older brother of fellow rapper Grand Master P('s the bed)whos songs include the runaway hit....Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Me: Hey man you heard of that hot new single?

Kid: Of course I've been singin it all day long...M.C. Lutz..I'll eat shit for breakfast bitch!!!
by Mr. Mojo Risen May 7, 2009
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One who peddles whack rhymes around your hood. see also jibberish
"Chad be a whack M.C.."
by Joey! January 23, 2004
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1. god of parachute pants and a one hit wonder. 2. unemployed, but still there 3. has no money, yet somehow survives 4.(mysteriously) 5. crappy alias
1. A)wow, that guy with the gay pants on tv lives on the street now B)he pulled an M.C. Hammer then
2.A) that bum down the street is still there! B) if he wasnt white, id say he was M.C. Hammer himself!
3.(4.) jake aint dead yet? he sure is an M.C. Hammer!
5. Mike Cygnar calls himself "M.C. Hammer when he orders pizza
by M.C. Hammer (my alias :-) December 30, 2004
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AKA: Major Census
Online gamer connected to inspiring soldiers to never give up hope, no matter what is lost.
M.C. is on msn..!

"Take a leaf outa MC's book"...
by Mark Johns October 22, 2006
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