keen learner

Phrase used by nerds to make themselves feel better about being nerds.

Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!

keen learner by NH3 February 10, 2008

Slow Learner 

When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.

Why the fuck did you give me a slow learner?

Slow Learner by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009

visual learner 

A visual learner, also known as a retard, is someone who struggles to learn using any sort of stimulus that isn't directly in front of them, being presented in an easy to learn fashion.

Visual learners tend to not know how to read, write, do basic maths or socialise with the rest of society.

Barry your a retard
No, bro, I'm a visual learner

visual learner by xxxjimmyxxx01 March 23, 2017

Exceptional Learner 

An oxymoron, this term refers to disabled students, mainly those with mental disabilities. This term does not refer to high-achieving students, or highly intelligent students. "Exceptional" in the term is a nice way of saying any of the following: retarded, handicapped, helmet-wearing, parapalegic, disturbed, etc. One should not, however, be mislead into thinking that persons who simply have a physical handicap are automatically stupid.

Fight softy political correctness that is misleading, and refer to exceptional learners as what they are: retarded, disabled, handicapped.
OR
"That exceptional learner's helmet is exceptionally shiny."

Exceptional Learner by c1iffyabl0nski April 4, 2006

quoratory learner

(scientific or methodological) prefer using questions as a way of understanding things, is a learning style associated with combination of three learning style mainly visual, verbal and logical, learners in this pace prefer asking questions out of curiosity to get the accurate information and learn the idea by doing it.

She is a quoratory learner she learn by asking questions.

quoratory learner by John Dhal July 28, 2018

Keta-Learner 

Someone who advances, comprehends/understands the psychedelic/dissociative of medicine like ketamine who learns from the psychedelic/dissociative journeys/lessons it teaches of healing themselves from Trauma/PTSD/Depression/Anxiety

Rather then staying stuck being dumb like a gerbil on a hamster wheel stuck in circles/loop they advance and keep learning from all experiences to reach a new level of healing and energy connection

Hey man how did you just get real energized and put up that stage so quickly?

"Guy replies" I am a keta-learner as I use it Ketamine as like adderal and heal my soul helps me focus completing what I need to in life with using in "moderation"

Keta-Learner by PterodactylPorn December 1, 2020

Slow Learner 

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

Slow Learner by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022